| The Story of How I Got my First Bike (and other such blatnt lies) |
| THE STORY OF HOW I GOT MY FIRST BIKE, as paraphrased from an IM It all started when I was 3. My parrents fed my milk but I didn't want milk. I wanted apple juice. This caused quite a struggle. Later on when I was 6 I decided to do something. I went out to that cow because cows make the milk that I hate. I thought no cow will mean no milk, then those fools will have to give me the apple juice that I so deisre. I went up and kicked that cow right in his balls, "take that cow!" being six I didn't know that male cows not only dont make milk but also dont like being kicked in the balls. While a little bit later the bull got up and wasnt too happy. In his weakened state he wasn't able to catch my nible 6 year old legs but he did manage to corner me and chase me up a tree. I was stranded. But wait! It was an apple tree. I ate the delicious jucy apples and had the juice. Eventualy I got full but the bull was still there. Thats when I remembered something. Bulls hate red! So with all my might I pelted that bull with delicious red apples as hard as I could untill my arm got tired and there were apples no more, then I climbed down. Luckily for me the second apple knocked him out. When I got down I collected the apples and bull's body. From there I opened a road side apple booth. That summer I made a whole 32 dollars selling apples and bull parts. With the money I bought a new huffy. AND THATS THE STORY OF HOW I GOT MY FIRST BIKE THE LEGEND OF KOOL AID WATER FALL It all started when I was 7. In between episodes of teenaged mutant ninja turtle I would get pretty bored and thursty. With that nasty cow out of the way there was no milk and I had sold all the apples to make juice with the year before to get my first bike. Thats when I turned to kool aid. The coolaid man would come by twice a week to deliver kool aid and after he left we would repair the walls. One day the kool aid man didnt come. The next day he was suposed to come and still no sign. We were all worried about him. "Oh no!" we thought "what if something happened to him?" I decided I had to take action. I would trace his steps back to kool aid land. I crashed through the walll and said "!haey ho" then i saw his big kool foot prints still in the soft earth. I followed them and the dryed up powder of the spilt kool aid that once filled our friend. I took the path to the isle of kool aid and that eventualy lead to kool aid village. The path ran dry into a water fall. I searched the watter fall and sure enough there was a passage behind it. Being 7 i didn't know that watter falls are dangerous. While going throught I was pulled in by the current and hit my head on rocks. The next thing I remember is waking up in the hospital. The doctor said I nearly drown. When I got back home there was kool aid for all. AND THATS THE LEGEND OF KOOL AID WATER FALL More comming soon..... BACK TO MAIN |