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| Joe-isms |
Finaly! the sometimes cynical always contraversial witty, nitty-gritty comments you know and love are available in one collection. These are my small Knuggets Kof KKnowledge. Not really poems for my words page but small statements some funny some inspireing most incohearant, hell maybe if I ever make it as a big philosopher some of these will turn up in text books and plauge first year phil students like me...mmm irony is sweet I originaly added this page at Kate's request but I've found its done more for me than for her. ***Denotes NEW ***"Live a full death" ***"F*ck your christian heritage"-Justin at Joe on not wanting to go to eat on christian "no-eating-meat-friday" ***"Beanness" and "cool beans" and "keen bean"-Jenny the gattling gun ***"She gets more play washing herslef in the shower than you have in your entire life"-the sad truth "Magic-eye has been around for centuries, someone told me if you look at the bible for three hours straight you start to see a jesus." "You gotta get there before the hair"-Adam on "dating" young girls "It doesn't matter what they look like before, what matters is what they look like after 12 beers"-My roomate "tceles dna b sserp"-a magic spell? crazy brooms in FF1 Trever(on brunch): "It's not breakfast, its not lunch and it comes with a slice of cantalope at the end" Me: "That reminds me of a girl I once dated" "Sometimes I like to think 'what if people could read my thoughts?' That way if they could it would be ironic" "One time i took a shower at 11 and when i got out it was 1:35, then i realized the first 1 was blocked. Whew, for a moment there i thought i had a time warp shower" "Suicide is kinda like cutting in the line for death" Me: "Mmmm blood of the non-believers tastes so sweet" Justin: "Actualy I think its that doughnut you're eating" "If I said everything on my mind I wouldn't talk as much" "If I would lay awake every night I think of you I'de have a wasted life, luckily for me I lay awake every night" "We question everything that goes in our mouths yet there are those who don't question what they put in their minds."- I don't remember if i got that from somewhere or if I made it up, it sounds clever so I'm banking on got it somewhere "I think I'm getting fatter....meh" we wouldn't be friends if we didn't try to make amends- its true cause it rhymes beauty is truth and truth is beauty or so goes the famous poem, jewel said in one of her songs whats simple is true, this by substituion what is simple is beautiful- I would agree you shouldn't F with people you dont know becasue you never know if your insignificant A hole action will be the the final blow that pushes a suicidal person off that ledge BACK TO MAIN |
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