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Fact #1
The Ska "Kid" is rarely ever a kid. This term is used
very loosely and can be very deceiving. Yes, a rare breed
indeed. The average ska kid at 30 probably has a loving
(ska) wife and some kids too, but he still lives with his
mommy. This is where the term "Kid" comes from.
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Fact #2
Ridiculous glasses are a sure way to pick a ska kid out
of a crowd. This is because Ska is the leading cause of
poor eyesight in our country. (Not including staring at the
sun or masturbation)
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Fact #3
Behind the happy music, drastic overuse of checkers,
and joyful smile, the ska kid is breaking up inside.
Whether it's insecureties over their trombone playing
or the "Kick Me! I'm a Ska Kid!" signs put on their
backs everyday. Something is really eating at the ska
generation of today.
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Fact #4
Black ska kids are the exceptions to all ska stereotypes.
They are all very awesome and nice. They get it every
night and any night. They are also genuinely happy. They
only put up with "The White Folk" because there's just too
damn many of us, and they don't have time to do anything
about it cause they're always gettin' it.
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Fact #5
The horn playing ska kids probably shouldn't exist. It is not
uncommon for these fellows to play just a few notes per song and
spend the rest of the time dancing around like only band kids
know how. I hope they question their place in society, their
band, and even their families.
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Fact #6
Ska has become, over the years, just a front for band kids to
be "cool". Marching band didn't work, chess club didn't work,
and those RaDiCaL Yo-Yo tricks didn't fool anyone.
Joining a ska band is the last (almost always pointless) attempt
for the ska kid to talk to people outside of band class.
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Fact #7
If pink guitars didn't already scream the phrase "Ska Kid!", then
they will from now on...well either "Ska Kid!" or "Girl Power
band member!".
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Fact #8
This is a FUN History Fact! Please click the word FUN
to begin your FUN lesson!
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