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Tom!
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Tom's Bio
Real Name:
Bill E. Tompkins
Height:
5' 2"
Weight:
Too much for you to handle
Special Skills:
Music, canoeing
Profession:
Dance Dancer
Acquaintances:
Drama and Band
Home Life:
Tom's mom lets Dart call her Mom and supports his drinking habits
Favorites:
Soda: Henry Weinhardt's Root Beer
Big K soda: Drop Red
Color of paint: Autumn Blaze
City: Mianus, NY
Long distance carrier: AT&T
Realtor: Kevin and Cathy Ashton
Music: Skank
Movie: Cannibal! The Musical
Toe: This little piggy went WEE WEE WEE all the way home
Catch Phrase: Shpadoinkle
Paper or Plastic:
Plastic
Eyes:
2
Hair:
more than 2
Sex:
waiting for results
Likes:
stuffing teddy bears
Dislikes:
not being able to stuff teddy bears, because of one single act of putting a prize into one of the bears. Who cares if it was a knife, it's a prize nonetheless
Turn ons:
the stuff in the teddy bears
Turn offs:
the fear of knifes in teddy bears, that stuff happens
Adrenaline Induced Powers:
Anti-plumber with the power to clog any toilet in under three minutes
Greatest Invention:
Musical genius
Weapon of Choice:
Any and all, something to bang, somewhere to put his fingers, and something to blow, wields a deadly axe
back.
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