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Ryan!
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Shreeman's Bio
(first of all, lets just say that Shreeman plays the trombone, so these aren't as perverted as they seem)
Real Name:
Shreeman, Ryan, is, name, my
Height:
Depends on the position of my bone (Four feet to Eight feet)
Weight:
Undisclosed
Special Skills:
Waiting to be seen
Profession:
Dishwasher (just got promoted to crazy cool cook! or something)
Acquaintances:
Other boners
Home Life:
eat, dance, sleep, hunt Grapenuts for that reward, repeat
Favorites:
Soda: Pop
Big K soda: Vanilla Cola
Color of paint: I love that program
City: Utah
Long distance carrier: AT&T
Realtor: Jeff (when in a suit)
Music: Skesundheit
Movie: Deliverance (dueling banjos)
Toe: My toe is blue
Catch Phrase: "Will you marry me?"
Paper or Plastic:
Paper
Eyes:
beady
Hair:
Only when you look really close
Sex:
Not till marriage... you wanna marry me?
Likes:
trained squirrels, TV
Dislikes:
Underpants gnomes
Turn ons:
computer (don't judge me >:-O)
Turn offs:
Mexican Hairless dogs
Adrenaline Induced Powers:
smiting others
Greatest Invention:
pockets
Weapon of Choice:
I like to play my Bone
back.
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