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Phil!
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Phil's Bio
Real Name:
Ikika
Height:
Hawaiian ft.
Weight:
Hawaiian lbs.
Special Skills:
Being Hawaiian
Profession:
Hawaiian dude
Acquaintances:
Anti-Hawaiians
Home Life:
Hawaiian
Favorites:
Soda: Hawaiian Punch
Big K soda: Citrus Drop
Color of paint: Hawaiian
City: Anycityinhawaii, Hawaii
Long distance carrier: AT&T
Realtor: Anyone who sells homes in, or is affiliated with Hawaii
Music: Hawaiian
Movie: Hawaii! The Musical
Toe: His unique Hawaiian claw
Catch Phrase: "Stop calling me the flyin Hawaiian"
Paper or Plastic:
Seashell
Eyes:
Evil (more like E-phil! eh? eh?)
Hair:
Beach bum
Sex:
Hawaiian
Likes:
surfing all day and partying all night
Dislikes:
tourists who steal lava rocks and anger the Volcano God, Waukahaukawanatanamunee
Turn ons:
who really cares?
Turn offs:
those who insult Waukahaukawanatanamunee and his comrades
Adrenaline Induced Powers:
flying - Hawaiian style
Greatest Invention:
Coconut bra
Weapon of Choice:
The wrath of the great Waukahaukawanatanamunee and a baritone
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