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Dart!
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Dart's Bio
Real Name:
The Yellow Dart!-Boobies
Height:
8 and a half Inches
Weight:
until I have my pants on
Special Skills:
Well-versed in Computer and Phone-Speak
Profession:
Unemployed, self-loving bastard
Acquaintances:
wanted, will you be my friend ;)
Home Life:
:Horrible... funny... but emotionally horrible
Favorites:
Soda: Mr. Green
Big K soda: Drop Red
Color of paint: Stonington
City: Capitol City, Aquabania
Long distance carrier: AT&T
Realtor: Grandma
Music: Ska/Punk
Movie: Cannibal! The Musical
Toe: Left Fourth Toe
Catch Phrase: "I don't get Girls."
Paper or Plastic:
Paper
Eyes:
yes
Hair:
Full of lice, balding (but with Mohawk), shiny, squeaks when touched
Sex:
Not yet, but I'm tryin'
Likes:
Bubble pipes
Dislikes:
Homework that forces me to ruin my own life
Turn ons:
skinny chicks
Turn offs:
fat dudes
Adrenaline Induced Powers:
Will kick a bear in the groin, if needed
Greatest Invention:
Alien Speakers that can be heard all the way across the Internet
Weapon of Choice:
Anything I can Bang (drums mostly)
back.
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