Useless Facts
Useless Facts


* The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. 
* The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. 
* A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death. 
* A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. 
* The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar 
an England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. 
* A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but 
actually clear. 
* Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, 
which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron; in honor of
his brother. 
* Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are
registered blood donors. 
* Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't
wear pants. 
* More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in
plane crashes. 
* Stewardesses is one of the longest words typed with only the
left hand. 
* Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump." 
* Marilyn Monroe had six toes. 
* If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually 
turn white. 
* Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 
* Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than 
left handed people do. 
* The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" 
uses every letter in the english language. 
* No president of the United States was an only child. 
* The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able 
to remember the word you want. 
* TYPEWRITER, is one of the longest words that can be made using 
the letters only one row of the keyboard. 
* If the population of China walked past you in single file, the 
line would never end because of the rate of reproduction 
* The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read 
left to right or right to left. 
* A snail can sleep for 3 years. 
* American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one 
olive from each salad served in first-class. 
* China has more English speakers than the United States. 
* The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in 
every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable
as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies. 
* Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a 
population of 1000 and a size 108.7 acres. 
* The longest town name in the world has 167 letters. 
* Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other 
million people in the world. 
* "Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. 
* The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long 
and it refers to a distinct part of DNA. 
* The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, 
Massachusetts) is one of the few places in the world where a 
boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an 
airplane. 
* Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about 
ten. 
* Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and 
ears. never stop growing. 
* David Prowse, was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star 
Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was 
going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie. 
* Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time. 
* In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. 
* If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. 
She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck 
twice the length of a normal human's neck. 
* Feb 1865 and Feb 1999 are the only months in recorded history not to have a full moon. 
* Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a 
McDonald's. 
* The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many 
bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the 
state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate 
toilet facilities for blacks and whites. 
* No word in the English language rhymes with month. 
* The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches 
for each gallon of diesel that it burns. 
* There are two credit cards for every person in the United 
States. 
* Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-
decimal category. 
* Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New 
York City, after the Catholic Church. 
* Cat's urine glows under a black light. 
* Back in the mid to late 80's, an IBM compatible computer 
wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could 
run Microsoft's Flight Simulator. 
* The first Ford cars had Dodge engines. 
* Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. 
* It takes about a half a gallon of water to cook macaroni, and 
about a gallon to clean the pot. 
* The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan." 
* Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the 
child reaches 2-6 years of age. 
* The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest 
point in Colorado. 
* Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. 
* If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you 
have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins 
without being able to make change for a dollar. 
* The most common name in the world is Mohammed. 
* Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of 
the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. 
* Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. 
* The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It to 
Beaver". 
* In the great fire of London in 1666 half of London was burnt 
down but only 6 people were injured 
* Frank Lloyd Wright's son invented Lincoln Logs. 
* One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today because cotton 
growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers -- they saw it 
as competition. It is not chemically addictive as is nicotine, 
alcohol, or caffeine. 
* The only two days of the year in which there are no 
professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day 
before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game. 

Dan Quayle is a Moron


"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
"If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"She was attracted to me by my intellectual curiosity."
"I did not know in 1969 that I would be in this room today, I'll confess." -- Senator Dan Quayle responding to questions in 1988 about allegations that he used family connections to get into the Indiana National Guard.
"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
"I've been told to keep my remarks relatively brief. I understand Quayle-hunting season begins at noon."
"The [Democrats] talked about putting people first. Well, they put people first unless you happen to be a spotted owl or a giant garter snake or some other endangered species and then that seems to have priority. Obviously, you take the bald eagle and things of that sort, of course you're going to make sure that they are saved and that they can live and you're going to take every precaution that you can. But others -- we just need a little flexibility."
"Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists."
"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
"I'm not going to focus on what I have done in the past what I stand for, what I articulate to the American people. The American people will judge me on what I am saying and what I have done in the last 12 years in the Congress."
"I happen to be a Republican president -- ah, the vice president."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman."
Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations. And I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it. I'm going to put it in a safe and keep it there! Does that answer your question?" -- Senator Dan Quayle, when asked what he would do if he assumed the Presidency.
"I had not had that question before." -- Senator Dan Quayle explaining why, during the Bentsen debate, he couldn't say what he would do if he suddenly became president.
"Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week. His rubber ducky drowned in the bathtub."
"I'm going to be a vice president very much like George Bush was. He proved to be a very effective vice president, perhaps the most effective we've had in a couple of hundred years."
"I hope there's some respect and dignity for things I did not do."
"Let me say it one more time. It is ill-rel-e-vant." -- Senator Dan Quayle testily responding to repeated questions about his parents' involvement in the John Birch Society.
"Because. Because I say it isn't." -- Senator Dan Quayle explaining why questions about his parents' ties to the John Birch Society aren't relevant.
"That's solid. There, you see how much I learned." -- Vice President Dan Quayle when visiting a welding class at a vocational school in Union, Missouri. He welded two scraps of metal together to demonstrate how much he had learned while in the National Guard.
"Add one little bit on the end... Think of `potatoe', how's it spelled? You're right phonetically, but what else...? There ya go... all right!" -- Vice President Dan Quayle correcting a student's correct spelling of the word `potato' during a spelling bee at an elementary school in Trenton.
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
"I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, `You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word'." -- Vice President Dan Quayle, actually quoting from President Andrew Jackson.
"I should have remembered that was Andrew Jackson who said that, since he got his nickname `Stonewall' by vetoing bills passed by Congress." -- Vice President Dan Quayle, confusing Andrew Jackson with Confederate General Thomas J. `Stonewall' Jackson, who actually got his nickname at the first Battle of Bull Run. More Dan Quayle
"I have made good judgments in the Past. I have made good judgments in the Future."
"In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get -- The Future!"
"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make."
"My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will never, never surrender to what is right."
"Okay, I won't open it until then." -- Vice President Dan Quayle after having been presented with an empty box that was to contain a gift from a sailing team in South America. He was told that the gift was not ready yet, but that it would be presented to him when they arrived in the United States.
"The other day [the President] said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. [He paused, then said] Would you like a puppy?"
"Although in public I refer to him as Mr. Vice President, in private I call him George... When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But, in public, it's Mr. Vice President, because that's who he is."
"They asked me to go in front of the Reagans. I'm not used to going in front of President Reagan, so we went out behind the Bushes."
"I'm the Vice-President. They know it, and they know that I know it."
"We are doing the right thing and we do not see the bad things." "This president is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen." -- Vice President Dan Quayle at a campaign stop. "If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us." [A reporter then asked him what he meant by that] "That's for you to figure out."
"I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix."
"...Buzz Lukens took that fateful step..." -- Vice President Dan Quayle confusing the sexual assaulter/Congressman with Astronaut Buzz Aldrin.
"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."
"Speaking as a man, it's not a woman's issue. Us men are tired of losing our women." -- Vice President Dan Quayle talking about breast cancer
"We expect them [Salvadoran officials] to work toward the elimination of human rights in accordance with the pursuit of Justice."
"El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice."
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
"I'm ready." -- Vice President Dan Quayle describing his ability to take over the presidency after President Bush vomits and collapses in Tokyo
"I was known as the chief grave robber of my state."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
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