Cause one has to hold it whilst the other 19 drink to ake the room spin!
From The Drummers Dictionary ;
Accelerando, n. drum fill; solo
Why do bands need roadies?
To translate what the drummer says.
Two drummers walk into a bar.....
Which is funny because you would have figured that the second one would have seen the first guy do it.
What do you call a drummer driving a Volkswagen?
Farfromthinken.
Whats the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once.
What does a drummer use for contraception?
His personality.
A drummer tired from being rideculed by his peers, decides to learn to play some 'real' musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk and says 'I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordian.'
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and reply's, 'Ok you can have the fire extinguisher, but the radiator's got to stay.'
What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music infront of him.
A man goes to an exotic tropical island for his holiday. As the boat nears the island he notices the constant sound of drumming coming from the island. As he gets off the boat, he asked the first native he sees how long the drumming will go on. The native casts about nervously and says 'very bad when the drumming stops.'
At the end of the day, the drumming is still going on and is getting on his nerves. So, he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The native looks as if he's been reminded of something very unpleasent. 'Very bad when the drumming stop.' He says, and hurries off.
After a couple of days with little sleep, our traveller is finally fed up. He grabs the nearest native, slams him up against a tree, and shouts, 'WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE DRUMMING STOPS?'
'Bass Solo'
How many drummers does it take to change a lioghtbulb?
One, but only after asking why!
(Oh wow! Is it like DARK man?!)
Why are bad drummers better than drum machines?
You don't have to plug 'em in to get something stiff, mechanicle and uninspired.
'Hey buddy, how late does the band play?'
'About a half beat behind the drummer'