Cottage Cheese Sauce is not recruiting. Nor is it likely that we will ever be recruiting.
If that has not discouraged you, then you might have what it takes to join COTTAGE CHEESE SAUCE.
If you want to attempt to apply, please copy and paste the following application and post a new thread on our RECRUITMENT FORUM:
Character name:
Level:
Class:
Previous characters classes and levels:
Age (real life):
Gear:
Short essay about what the sauce means to you:
RL picture:
Any pets, names and types:
Picture of your pets doing something cute:
Why you want to join Cottage Cheese Sauce:
How you heard about us:
PvP rank:
How much gold you have:
How much money you have:
Professions (in game):
Professions (real life):
Favorite porn site:
Favorite non-porn site:
Is your mom a MILF:
Instances cleared:
How long you can sit in front of a computer without moving:
Will you cyber with Nephris or Nagaroth:
Are you willing to put the F.U. in FUN:
To be deemed ready to receive the glory of the Sauce, you must prepare.
First, you must accept that the Curds and Sauce are created separately. Indeed.
Second, you must achieve a complete saturation with the Sauce.
Third, you must embrace the Curd in all its forms.
Once it is deemed you have reached these goals, a messenger shall come to you and instruct you on where to go to complete the trials of Curds and Sauce. These trials often include, but are not limited to: consuming large quantities of dairy product, public nudity, tests of strength, tasteful photography, swimming, pinewood derby, first aid, rowing, removal of all body hair, doing our laundry, month of silence, drinking contest, donation of all assets to CCS, driving test, alligator wrestling, sensual massage, naked race, naked dueling, shouting from the rooftops, and written exam.
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