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Name: Stephen Joseph Tacl
Nickname: Taclbox or just Tacl
Height: comparable to a tall midget
Favorite saying: stoig, anything from Family Guy
Known For: aggressive sex drive, nintendo anger
Weapon: tennis racket, drumstick, or video game controller
Beverage: anything as hard as Steve himself
Girl of Dreams: found, Alyssa
Number of times hit by Amy: 2 (it was funny)
funny side-story about him: It was a brisk autumn eve, Steve and the lads were out in Flynntown. Steve was having a goodtime "feeling out" the women at the party. The night was going well until the dreaded Life Safety came and busted the party. We had to leave. This angered Steve very much because he was talking to a hottie, and a hot Bennie is a rare occurance, like Tacl ever getting a piece. He was as angry as a drunken Scotsman and took it out on his Red Sox hat, throwing it to the ground with authority. Some say a little piece of him died that day. We agree. |
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This is Tacl. Lately our little buddy has been MIA. He is always gone pursuing a professional tennis career (some call him the bomber), or trying to score some "bitches". If he is around Tommy Hall you'll know, just follow the screaming obscenities("fuck that"). You'll probably find him playing Halo and most likely he will be very angry. Steve is also known for his drumming in the soon to be big time band Fred Savage and the Unbeatables. He uses his fame and good looks... mostly his fame... to get the women backstage after a kickin' show. However, most of the time he ends up scaring them with his aggressive approach. This really leaves him down in the dumps, but he often rebounds and finds himself to be the life of the party. Get a couple beers in this guy and ladies look out, guys too. He'll come at you with lines like "pull down your pants, I'll kiss that shit." He's also a solid freestyle singer, among his accomplishments is the heralded "cocktease" song, he is in contact with Snoop Dogg. He is usually livin' the High Life (pun intended), but sometimes he has his low moments. The most memorable of those was when he passed out and woke up with a banana in his butt...yes a banana in the butt. We laughed, we cried, we went to bed. |
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