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| FYI....Stories and Stuff Pull up a chair and we shall tell you a tale..... |
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| Oct. 23: Well, the F.Y.I. area of the site has been abandoned for some time, as the exploits were so legendary that nothing could top them. That is, until approximately 5:45 Central time tonight! Nick Hennen ate almost as many pieces of vanilla double-layer cake with vanilla cream divider and cocolate frosting on top as he has aliases (Hendog, Mr. Rainbow, etc.) After deciding that the Refectory selection was sub-par for another night in a row, and some rowdy comments direction at Joey such as, "I said no such thing!", he decided to eat only delicious, decadent cake. And eat he did. After the final bell, he had consumed 12 pieces, a Party Guy (and probably SJU-CSB) record. Now, Hennen has a slight figure, but he can eat when the peer pressure is on. He started at a few and kept eating, as the Party Guys gophered off to get him more cake. Adjacent tables partook in the madness and cheered and rallied HenDog as he went for the gold. One short of a Baker's Dozen, Hennen was proud of his feat. He loudly explaimed, standing with raised fists, "I'm the Cake King! The King of Cake!" He commented on his 10 pieces, hurled his fork towards the conveyor bin, and walked away with an arrogant swagger, letting everyone know he ate 10 pieces. His math may be off, or maybe it was the semi-daze he was in, "as if [he] had taken 3 shots of vodka", but King Nick I was carried back like royalty on a make-shift rickshaw device, as he was too laden with sweet, sweet cake to move very far or fast. God bless American excess! | |||||||||||||
| Feb 21: What a night. The SJU battle of the bands was scheduled to take place around 8 or so, but Fred Savage and the Unbeatables, the band that party guys Steve and Zack are in didn't play til around 10. So the rest of the crew decided to take a journey into St.Joe, the maze more specifically. They lads decided to throw back a few before the show for extra craziness. It worked. The band had to play shorthanded due to Battle of the Bands rules, but that didn't matter. FSU put on an amazing show, they got Br. Willies rockin'. It had the feeling of a concert at the Quest Club, it was truly amazing. However, the band was up against some stiff competition. At last the time came to announce the winner and FSU won. There was much rejoicing between the band and the party guys. With the win FSU will be the opening show at the SJU music festival known at Pinestock, it was a big day for the band and a big step towards future success. We congratulate them and suggest you should too. A couple songs are now available at www.mp3.com/fsumusic download it, listen to it, love it. Tell all your friends. | |||||||||||||
| Feb 15: On this night all the party guys were were present except for Chris...he was having an extended Valentine's Day. KC's parents were gone, so we figured we should go there, and we did. The night started off with a lot of energy mostly around the pool table, that was until Tacl broke a pool stick by trying to ram it up Joe's ass. Pool was off limits pretty much for the night after that. Later that night a sober Bubba challenged a drunk Joe to a game of Tecmo Super Bowl, both were confident in their skills and it was figured to be a great match-up. It turned out to be possibly to the most intense, dramatic, and best game ever played. Both of them poured their hearts and souls into the game but in the end Joe's 49ers were victorious over Bubba's Chiefs in overtime, on a touchdown by a 49er lineman...can it end in a better way??? The night progressed and everyone was having a great time there were many great moments such as: Final Fantasy 23(it was a human rendition), Hoffman passed out on the ping-pong table with a paddle in his pants, then Hoffman magically having his shirt and pants on backwards, everyone gathering around the piano to hear Tacl play a little piani, it was a magical night. P.S: don't eat the sugary candy looking things on the counter. | |||||||||||||
| Feb 14: Valentine's Day of course. Weber, Day, and KC were off with their respective girlfriends for the night, who knows what they did. Matt Hoffman was out for the night due to Stainless Hero's first practice, Matt was happy to announce that they had one song done later that night. Tacl was partaking in a tennis meet for SJU he and SJU were victorious on the night, we are proud Steve. That left Zack and Joe as the only two party guys left in action. So they decided to go to Zack's sisters house for some beverages. They got there and found out that it was FREE beer for them. So they started drinking the FREE beer and then (scene missing) they were back at SJU suddenly. With no one to be their Valentine they decided that a bag of Doritos would be their Valentine. It was quite a sad day for the two. Maybe next year...... | |||||||||||||
| Feb 7: The party guys had their weakest showing of the season with only 3 members in action. Matt and Joe decided that they needed to carry the weight of the 4 members that were sidelined for various reasons. Chris was off on a journey, we are not sure what kind of journey he was on, he said it was something about a magic nugget. Matt "Weber" was out back digging a hole. KC was in jail for indecent exposure, and Zack was working with Frodo to destroy the ring. Anyway, with those 4 out Matt and Joe hit up St.Joe while Tacl stayed in Tommy. Matt and Joe did the unthinkable, they hit up the 6:45 bus to St.Joe to make sure they did enough partying for the missing four. They arrived at The Maze just as the car carrying the kegs did. The house owners were a bit surprised and Matt and Joe felt a bit odd. However that did not matter, Matt and Joe offered a hand and brought the keg downstairs and got the party started. Yep, they were the only two people there cause the house owners were still eating dinner. They were well on their way to a good night before any other guests arrived. During the party Matt and Joe wondered where party guy friend Phil was, and much to their surprised he showed up out of nowhere about 5mins later. Needless to say by the time the end of the party came around Matt and Joe were in rough shape, and the rest of the night was pretty much a blur from their viewpoints. By all accounts, Joe exploded sometime later that evening. Emily is a trooper and has mad garbage can skills. The End... or is it?! | |||||||||||||
| On the eve of February the 1st there occured a zany incident involing party guy Tacl (go figure...Tacl and a crazy story). The story begins when Tacl was confused on whether Coors Light was the beer that says "tap the rockies" because it said silver bullet on the can. After fellow party guy Matt Weber informed that both of these things go with Coors light, Tacl decided it was a good idea to represent the can in a phallic manner by placing it in the region of his genitalia and saying "who wants to tap the rockies now?" At this same moment Weber noticed that Shawna was laying on the futon with her ass pointed in Tacl's direction and then said to Tacl "tap that shit." This inspired Tacl to go and hump Shawna's ass with his Silver Bullet while saying "I'll tap that shit! I'll tap that shit!" Needless to say, we all had a good laugh. | |||||||||||||