* 1st of all i must congratulate jess baker on that nite she got so pist she threw up, NOT in d toilet but on d floor and evrywher BUT d toilet! well dun darlin!
*2nd of all i wud like to thank jess baker AGEN on that luvly pic of her on d loo! thank god i dnt hav it ne more!lol
*sum other girl who sounds like the most loveliest gorgeous gyal ever, got a bit laggin n decided to shag sum random black kid ON camera by the lifts of sutton library! i dnt think i need to explain dat 1!
*WEN JADE BAILEY FALLS OVER IN SKOOL! yes i know darlin!! lol
*Nikki roper! dnt think im leevin u out! nice arse crack at loz's ! LOL ( ok urs ent dat bad, il hav to think!!)
*JESS BAKER yet agen! fallin over on d bus infront of EVRYONE n gettin ya fags robbed bless! i shud jus make dis the jess baker funny stories page ennit! cuz i got nuff of em!
*sum girl ran out of jesses house - ' IM LEEVIN jus b4 i throw up in d sink and its 4 o clock in d mornin n evryones bullyin me!' lmao -remind u ov ne1???
*O SHIT MY FONE IS STUCK 2 D TABLE?? WHO PUT D FONE IN D MICROWAVE?
A MURDERED JUS JUMPED IN D POOL?
THERS SUM1 HOLDIN D DOOR !
IV GOT DISAPOINTLY SMALL BREASTS!!
SHES TREATIN D HOUSE LIKE A PLAYGROUND !! LMAAAAOOO
*kerrys arse is apparently huge. she apparently has a fat ass
*sum1 climbed on sum1s random house n tried to get the england flag ! nice 1
*wer jus not dat funni nemore. lets get wrecked more....
*2 girls didnt get rizzla hahah WAT R U LAFFIN 4 U MORON...ITS NOT FUNNI !! UR OUTA ORDER !!!! INABITCH !!!
*HENYYHUU....sum gurl went to type 3 and got too drunk and den wlked into the mirror ,thort it was a person so tried to jump outa d way of them ,stood bk realised it was herself den jus wlked away lmaooo
*2 gurls hair den went AFRO and had to hide der faces 4 d rest of d nite lol
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