| ALPHABET SOUP | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| A is for Annie and her ample bosom | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| B is for berry that we squirt in our tea | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| C is for shellfish, a dozen and three | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| D is for David who you mustn�t touch | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| E is for Alex who suspected as much | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| F is for ferrets that we now must set free | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| G is for groping for straws, done with glee | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| H is for an hour on a broken clock | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I is for seeing, and missing a sock | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| J is for jingling all the way to a great hair day | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| K is for ferrets that we now must flee | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| L is for lunch, which Mom makes for me | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| M is for �Chelle, and her blessed skunk eyed look | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| N is for Melissa who Mrs. Frost took | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| O is the exclamation at the end of the hook | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| P is for Annie and her ample bosom | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Q is for the questions and their doubling fee | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| R is for �Nita a rose and a rainbow, a colorful sea | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| S is for Stephanie with her stiffening knee | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| T is for Tammy and her teddie (I touched her bear) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| U is for sissies who rankle and roam | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| V is for vibrating she says with a moan | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| W is for windbags that flap in the breeze | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| X is for naughty, the experts agree | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Y is for lonesome, a personal principle | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Z is for Annie and her apple bosom tree | ||||||||||||||||||||||||