Top 10 Things To Do When Caine Appears


10. Make him feel better and say, "No no no your gift was much better 
than Abel's."

9. Tell him he has a great view on holiday shopping.

8. Ask him how his brother is.

7. Ask him if he wants to help you build a city.

6. Ask him to sire children for you to diab, so you can be second gen.

5. Tell him about the trouble you have had lately with your childer, 
complain about how they never listen and 
are always fighting.

4. Ask him if you can make out, and give him a really nasty hickey.

3. Ask him if you can dance with him.

2. Offer him a Mentos.

1. Buy a big foam hand with a #1 on it and run after him chanting 
"Caine's Number 1!!"