You might be Sabbat if...


Instead of saying "Oh my god, what have I done, whose eyeballs are these on 
my fingertips," you say "Damn. I wanted green ones this time."

You think that "Pin the tail on the Donkey" is much more fun with a real 
donkey.

You find yourself cheering for the zombies in "Evil Dead 2."

You get excited when viewing your own aura, and actually see a spot of color.

You know what the road to Hell is paved with.

You begin to refer to people by the number of generations they are above you, 
and the amount of time before you're there.

You start to like mimes. If they carry sharp objects.

You are no longer surprised when your colleagues say things like "...
and then I sucked out his soul, ripped off his arm, and played a game 
of croquet."

You were the other player in the croquet game.

The phrase "Bishop takes Pawn" brings a stab of fear into your heart.

You can picture those PETA freaks as fur coats, and just as easily bring 
that picture to life.

The title of your favorite relaxation tapes are: "Crowded Tenement House 
Burning to the Ground in New York City."

You think true works of art must include a good amount of blood and 
severed limbs.

You see Charles Manson as the father of Dinner Theatre.