You Might Be A Redneck Vampire If... 


If your raves include line dancing, 
you might be a red-neck Brujah.

If your favorite hunting dogs include members of your own clan, 
you might be a red-neck Gangrel.

If you can crush beer cans on your imaginary friend's forehead and it works, 
you might be a red-neck Malkavian.

If your favorite place for muddin is your city's sewers, 
you might be a red-neck Nosferatu.

If you're entranced for hours by the Confederate Jack, 
you might be a red-neck Toreador.

If your favorite love ritual involves your sister, 
you might be a red-neck Giovanni.

If you've ever had to collect rabbit dung, live maggots and "one good lugie" for a spell, 
you might be a red-neck Tremere.

If a "good ol boy packin Skoal and Wild Turkey" is part of your "selective tastes," 
you might be a red-neck Ventrue.

If your hell hound makes you sit in the back of your truck, 
you might be a red-neck Caitiff.

If your idea of Conclave includes a tent revival, 
you might be a red-neck Prince.

If you got your position by coming in second in a cow tipping contest, 
you might be a red-neck Seneshcal.

If you participate in a quilting circle to keep current on Kindred affairs, 
you might be a red-neck Harpy.

If your ideal Elysium is Dollywood, 
you might be a red-neck Keeper.

If you refer to your Deputies as "little buddies", 
you might be a red-neck Sheriff.

If your cry to freedom is "The south will rise again," 
you might be a red-neck Anarch.

If you attend Vaulderie wearing a pillow case and sheet, 
you might be a red-neck Sabbat.

If you monitor Kindred society with binoculars while standing in a deer blind, 
you might be a red-neck Inconnu.

If your hearse is up on blocks, 
you might be a red-neck Ventrue. 


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