Lord of the Rings
In which we meet Agent Suicide and Agent Diocletian, Department of Mary Sues, and discover that Moria can be more fun than it sounds.
Mission 2: Sar-Plasm, Sue Pies, and Other Affairs of the Organs
Chronicles of Narnia
Abusive!Caspian? A descendant of Peter? Not bloody likely! Suicide and Dio investigate a dangerous completely-normal-nope-not-special-at-all Sue, and along the way, find a few more allies- and well as a desert of caramels.
Mission 3: 'Twas Many and Many a Year Ago, in a Nondescript Random Town by the Sea . . .
Pirates of the Caribbean
Dio has been removed for psychological testing, and who does Suicide get for a new partner? Rookie Agent Ithalond, rescued from "Celebrian", a bundle of nerves and neuroses. Can he handle Anna-Belle Dialer, love of Bootstrap Bill and nancer extreme? Probably not.
Mission 4: In Which Logic is Seen as Optional, at Best.
Lord of the Rings
Suicide and Ithalond face a perfect!Sue- written by an author who knows nothing of movie or book. What's Captain Jack Sparrow doing here? And what happens when an Elf encounters C. M. O. T. Dibbler's Famous Pork Pies?
Mission 5: Ow, Ow, and Ow Again (Part One) (Part Two)
Harry Potter
Co-written with Cedar Copse
Ithalond's incapacitated, and Suicide gets yet another new partner. Agent Rowan is a former bit character and highly susceptible to dangerous long-haired men, bad news for a certain Greek. But when they encounter Tatiana, shapeshifter Sue with speshul powers and gratuitous panty-shots, they have bigger things to worry about . . .
Mission 6: Just One Letter (Part One) (Part Two)
Harry Potter
Just when you thought it was safe to be a mythology fanatic, along comes a Sue with the powers of the Egyptian goddess of destruction. Follow Ithalond and Suicide as they get drunk, swear, fight, and oh yes, charge the Sue too. Bonus appearance by Discworld's Death.
Mission 7: "Subjugation", Whorer of Horrors (Part One) (Part Two)
Harry Potter
Things like this shouldn't exist, but they do. A hermaphrodite Snape is raped by Evil!Lustful!Dumbledore, impregnated, and forced to marry him. A frustrated Suicide is assigned by the Sunflower Official, depressed, and forced to carry no weapon. Meanwhile, his former partner Diocletian is reinstated, but still not entirely cured of her insanity. Do we honestly think this is going to turn out well?
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The Story of Suicide, Part One
Fine, we know the insane Agent Suicide. But this particular fellow didn't come straight to the PPC. Back in the '90s, he did a term of service in a small organization called the Society of Literary Rescue . . .
The Tragedie of the Contynuum (Part One) (Part Two)
What if William Shakespeare had written the story of the PPC? Now you know!