Discover the method to our madness by reveling in the adventures of the very first PPC agents, Jay Thorntree and Acacia Byrd. This is not an option.
The PPC Handbook
Want to become an agent? Check out the PPC Handbook to learn how to enlist, get started, charge a Sue, exorcise possessed canon characters, plan your own funeral, get loaded on Bleepka, and more!
The PPC List of Edible Substances
So what is Bleepka, anyway? And why do so many agents chug it like it's going out of style? Here's your answer . . .
The PPC Posting Board
If you're gonna flame us, then make sure you do it comprehensively; we eat flamers for lunch most of the time. If not, then come introduce yourself and have a blast with the nuttiest assassins on the 'net! (Be sure to check out the Rules before you do.)
The Multiverse Monitor
At last, Headquarters has a tabloid to call its own! Drool over the story of the supposedly womanizing son of Feanor, Dafydd Ilian. Find out the best places to buy cheap Bleeprin and new
sharp shiny things. Catch a glimpse of our own Agent Suicide on Page 3. Read up!
The List of Everything PPC
Not satisfied yet? Then check out the List for links to most of the known PPCs on the 'net, Livejournal communities where the sporking of badfic is in high excitement, and everything else that you could possibly want for the upholding of canon and the Exorcism of Bad Taste.
The Pit of Voles
Otherwise known as fanfiction.net. The PoV is one of the most thriving nests of badfic to be found on the Internet; here lurk Sauron's daughters, Sephiroth's long-lost lovers, and more sisters to Harry Potter than you ever thought Lily and James were biologically capable of producing. Enter with caution.