March News:
March 29, 2000 8:34 PM EST
Adrian Taylor, while attempting to clear up the question of who is the occupant of Grant's tomb, posed the question, "When will I do something newsworthy?" No sooner did he ask the question, did he also realize that he had answered it too.
March 28, 2000 5:49 PM EST
Christian Ferguson, on his way out the door of 215 Earl St. (probably worried that it would be his last time seeing the Dukes) professed his love for both Shane and Tim. He also professed his lust for Mike. Mike then went into great detail about the nights of animal passion that had passed between Christian and himself.
March 28 12:41 AM EST
I am about to go to sleep. I just took a Sudafed a few minutes ago, but my nose is still stuffy. I am beginning to think that I need better news.
Rod is thinking about getting a keg for his party this weekend, that's pretty good news I guess.
March 28 2000, 12:15 AM NFT
Melanie Walker has decided to go shopping to da Mall this weekend b'y. Also, her doggie is very, very handsome. Here's a picture of Rudi.
March 26 2000, 11:44 AM EST
Adrian Taylor still hasn't done anything newsworthy... Here, at Feelgood Enterprises Ltd, we're not holding our breath.
March 26 2000, 1:58 AM EST (At A.J.'s Hangar, on the dance floor, of course)
"There's nothing wrong with a good nipple fight, but there's definitely something wrong with that." - Christopher Clow
March 25 2000, 2:38 PM EST
Chris Clow is surfing the Internet, right now.
March 25 2000, 2:36 PM EST
Cdog, aka Cman, aka Fergusucker, aka Christian has decided to go to the gym. Go visit him if you get the chance. You won't regret it.
March 25, 2000 2:34 PM EST
Christian Ferguson is over and we're kicking some general behind. Michael Heisz has been cooped up in his room for some time now. We don't want to know what's going on in there.
Shane's doing "laundry", again. That's the 4th time this week. Whatever.
March 25, 2000 11:00 AM EST
Christian Ferguson is giving Mike C. the business. Mike seems incapcitated.
Tim: "Are you incapicated?"
Mike: "Yes."
Christian is on top of Mike.
Christian is now leaving Mike alone. He is going to eat a bagel with chunky peanut butter on it.
March 23, 2000 3:30 PM EST
Shane Keck has decided to eat Kraft Dinner for lunch.