Sid: I still can't believe it! I'm the luckiest guy in the world!
Ross: Really?
Sid: What'd he say?
Janice: Oh, you know what? You have to speak very loudly when you're talking to Sid, because he's almost completely deaf.
Rachel: Oh! Of course he is!
Ross: Oh, there you go!

Ross: We're just having this baby together but, uh, that's all.
Janice: Why?
Ross: Uh, well, we're just not in that place, you know? But we're very excited about this.
Janice: Oh. Well then shut me up. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Rachel: Just tell me how.

Cliff: No, I'm sorry. It's just my foot itches like crazy.
Phoebe: Oh, I'll get it. [She scratches inside his cast with a spoon.]
Cliff: Wow! I usually get to know a girl a little better before I let her spoon me. Phoebe: Relax, it's not like we're forking.

Ross: It's... it's complicated, okay?
Phoebe: Yeah, that's true, yeah. You love her. You always have. You have a child together. There is no right answer.

Ross: Since Rachel and I... we're doing really well right now.
Phoebe: I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it.
Ross: Yeah, exactly.
Phoebe: Right. Or you might get everything you've wanted since you were fifteen.