Ross: Oh! Chi-Chi! I loved this dog! You know, Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery.
Monica: What?
Ross: You were the 230-pound eleven year old who rode her!

Parker: I don't want to forget this moment! It's like I want to take a mental picture of you! Click!
Chandler: I don't think the flash went off.

Chandler: Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer gun and a huge butterfly net, looking for that man.

Female Guest: Where did you have it?
Rachel: On a cliff in Barbados. At sunset. And Stevie Wonder sang, "Isn't She Lovely" as I walked down the aisle.
Female Guest: Really?
Rachel: Yeah, Stevie's an old family friend.
Female Guest: Oh my god, that sounds amazing. I'd love to see pictures.
Rachel: Oh, so would I. You wouldn't think that Annie Leibovitz would forget to put film in the camera.
Ross: Would you... would you excuse us for a second? [To Rachel] Um, what are you doing?
Rachel: What? I'm not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have!

Parker: Is there something wrong?
Phoebe: Wrong? Really? You know the word, "wrong?" Everything isn't perfect? Everything isn't magical? Everything isn't "aglow with the light of a million fairies?" They were just brake lights, parker.
Parker: Well excuse me for putting a good spin on a traffic jam!

Parker: I'm a positive person!
Phoebe: No, I'm a positive person. You're like Santa Claus, on Prozac! At Disneyland! Getting laid!

Phoebe: Hey, don't let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on the way out!
Parker: Isn't this the most incredible fight you've ever had in your entire life?