Phoebe: Why won't you let me massage you?
Monica: Well, it's... I mean... I would be self-conscious. You're my friend. I'd see me naked.
Phoebe: Monica, we lived together for years. I've seen you naked.
Monica: That's different, we were roommates. And when?
Phoebe: I'm curious about the human body.

Joey: I saw this movie once, where there was this door, and nobody knew what was behind it. And when they finally got it open, millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out, and they feasted on human flesh! You know, it wouldn't kill you to respect your wife's privacy! Stupid closet full of bugs!

Phoebe: Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged! Yeah, and it really freaked me out. And after a while I even tried to hurt you, and it just spurred you on!

Chandler: He-he-he-he-he. You're messy.
Monica: No, you weren't supposed to see this!
Chandler: I married Fred Sanford!

Phoebe: That's it, just relax.
Monica: Ah, oh! Oh!
Phoebe: Come on, more.
Monica: Oh god!
Phoebe: Yeah, you like that, don't you.
Monica: Yeah, right there.
Phoebe: You want it there, you take it there, baby.
Monica: Uh, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! ...and now I'm going to cover you back up, and, um, I won't be speaking to you for several weeks.