Ross: That's right, I love you. And I'm gonna play with you all the time.
Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
Rachel: He's talking to the baby!
Phoebe: Oh, okay! Because when he said, "I can't wait to hear your first words," I thought, "There's a trick!"

Joey: She's the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Yeah, you know the S.A.T.s?
Rachel: Yeah.
Joey: She took 'em!

Phoebe: Well, then get your money back and return them.
Monica: I can't do that either. The soles are already a little scuffed up, and the insides are filled with my blood.

Monica: Okay, you were right. All right, I never should have bought them! They're killing me, one toe at a time!
Chandler: I was right. This is what it feels like to be right. It's oddly unsettling.

Phoebe: Were are the seats?
Ross: Uh, middle balcony.
Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that's more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
Ross: Yeah.
Phoebe: Then that's not breaking the law. I'm there!