Monica: Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school?
Rachel: No.
Monica: He was in Ross's class. Marching band. He was kind of over-weight. Well, really over-weight. I mean, I was his thin friend.
Rachel: Wow, I don't remember him. Honey, are you sure you're not talking about your imaginary boyfriend?
Monica: No, that was Jarod. Wow. Haven't thought about him for a long time.

Monica: ...and Rachel's having her aversion to poultry.
Joey: She is?
Rachel: Yeah. Don't you remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?
Joey: Yeah, but I thought that was just because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.

Phoebe: So, how's the game?
Chandler: I have no idea.
Phoebe: What?
Chandler: Yeah, I'm just pretending to watch the game so I don't have to help out with stuff.
Phoebe: I don't believe you! That is... brilliant!

Ross: I don't think I've seen you since Lance Davis's graduation party.
Will: That was such a fun night.
Ross: Yeah, it would have been good if we had gotten in, but still, real fun.
Will: Yeah.
Ross: Yeah.
Will: We were lame back then. Do you remember how into Dinosaurs we were?
Ross: Yeah....
Will: So what do you do now?
Ross: So how long are you in town?

Ross: Will, high school was a long time ago.
Will: Look at her standing there will those yams. My two greatest enemies, Ross. Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.

Rachel: Hi! Will, right?
Will: Right.
Rachel: Right. Hi, I'm Rachel Green.
Will: Oh, I remember you.
Rachel: Really? Aren't you sweet. I gotta tell you, though. I'm having the hardest time placing you. Oh, oh, hang on, I think I remember you. Did we fool around at Lance Davis's graduation party?
Will: You are unbelievable.
Rachel: Thank you.

Ross: We... we said that the rumor was that, um, you had both male and female reproductive parts.
Rachel: What?
Will: That's right. We said your parents flipped a coin, decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis.
Monica: You started that?
Rachel: What, you heard that?
Monica: Well, everyone in our school heard it.
Chandler: Everyone in my school heard it. You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?

Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?
Monica: I was afraid it might be true. And I was afraid you were gonna cry, and then show it to me.
Rachel: Joey, stop staring, there's nothing there. It's not true!
Joey: I'm afraid I'm gonna need proof.

Monica: Listen, you're just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor, you were one of the most popular girls in school. I mean, everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much, she stuffed her pants with a tootsie roll.
Rachel: Wow...
Monica: And Ross, if it weren't for Rachel's rumor, I mean, no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
Ross: As a romancer of the elderly.