Phoebe: That's right, Chandler does still think I'm pregnant. He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling, or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. After you, of course.

Rachel: Hey, Joey, what would you do it someone that you slept with told you that she was pregnant?
Joey: Who called here? Did she sound blonde?

Joey: Well, who is this guy? Huh? Who is he? Because I will track him down and kick his ass!
Phoebe: David Lynn.
Joey (leaving): David Lynn. David Lynn. David Lynn.
Monica: Who's David Lynn?
Phoebe: Oh, some guy from my gym. A little annoying.

Ross: I'm just thinking about your new bride, at home, okay? Do you really want to start you life together by letter her down?
Chandler: Marriage advice? Really?

Tag: Come on Rach. Let's give it another try.
Rachel: I'm having a baby.
Tag: Oh.
Rachel: You can go.
Tag: Thank you.

Chandler: You opened all the presents without me? I thought we were supposed to do that together!
Monica: You kissed another woman?
Chandler: Call it even?
Monica: Okay!