Nora Bing: Chandler, darling, look. My date has finally arrived. I'd like you to meet Dennis Philips. Dennis is a dear old friend, and a fantastic lover.
Chandler: Bravo, Dennis. Thanks for pleasing my mother so.

Chandler: Those aren't 11 and a half.
Joey: Okay, fine! I'm a 7! All right? I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good. I'll show you!

Monica: Yes, maybe it's a false positive! Are you sure you peed on the stick right?

Monica: Wait a minute! Who's the father?
Phoebe: Oh no, she won't tell us.
Monica: Come on, it's my wedding! That can be my present!
Rachel: Wait, hey, I just gave you peeing on a stick!
Phoebe: See, this is why you register.

Ashley: Can I go next?
Ross: Well, uh, of course you can! Hop on!
Mona: Okay, but... I get to hop on after her.
Ross: I am so gonna score.
Ashley: What?
Ross: I like your bow!