Monica: Oh, Rach! Rach! Um, hey, could you do me a favor and would talk to Chandler's dad, and try to keep him away from Chandler's mom?
Rachel: Yeah. But I don't know what he looks like!
Monica: He is the man in the black dress.
Rachel: Man in the black dress... Hi! I'm Rachel! I'm a friend of Monica and Chandler's!
Woman: I'm Amanda.
Rachel: Oh I get it! A man, duh!

Monica: You know what? You're right, I'm sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
Rachel: Well, of course, that is what I'm here for!
Monica: Okay. Sorry.
Rachel (to Phoebe): Uh! What grandmother?

Richard: Oh, you were awesome! And in that last speech? You soaked me!

Monica: I'm getting married today! I think I just cracked a rib. But I don't care, because today's my wedding day! My day is finally here!
Phoebe: You know, she might not even notice he's gone.