Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica..."
Chandler: Monica...
Joey: "...when I look back over our time together..."
Chandler: Yeah?
Joey: Well, I can't do everything! Look back over your time together!

Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Ross: Oh, we were helping Chandler write his vows, but he kicked us out because Joey kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Joey: How is, "Monica, I love your sweet ass," inappropriate?
Ross: How's Monica coming along with her vows?
Phoebe: Well, let's just say its she's lucky she has a sweet ass, because she's not so good at the writing.

Ross: I can't believe in four weeks they're gonna be married!
Phoebe: Well let's just hope it works. You know, nine out of ten marriages end in divorce.
Ross: Phoebe, that's not true.
Phoebe: Yeah, you're right. How's the Mrs.?

Ross: Oh man, this is hilarious.
Monica: Chandler!
Chandler: Don't worry honey, we'll make yours funnier.

Ross: Dude! How... how did you write this?
Chandler: I stole Monica's and changed the name.
Ross: You can't do that!
Joey: If he goes first he can!