Ross: Hey, thirty is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?
Rachel: Late thirties?

Ross: That's not what this is about okay? I... I am a sports car enthusiast. I have always been into cars.
Joey: Hey, what's the horsepower on this thing?
Ross: I don't know, but... but look how shiny!

Monica: I can't believe you bought this.
Rachel: Really! God Ross, what were you thinking? [To Phoebe] I know it's really shallow, but a part of me wants him again.
Phoebe: Oh, well get in line, missy.

Tag: Look, Rachel, I know what you're going through. I'm totally freaked about turning twenty-five.
Rachel: Get out. Get out of my apartment.

Chandler: Monica's wasted.
Ross: Maybe that will liven up this party.
Chandler: Okay, will you just go help her change, please?
Rachel: Okay. But taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey.

Phoebe: I haven't done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!
Joey: Like what?
Phoebe: Like... Okay, I... I haven't met any Portuguese people! I... I haven't had the perfect kiss! And I haven't been to sniper school!