Joey: All right, I should get going. Big day at work. You know I'm in a coma? Today they do this test on me, and it turns out I'm not brain dead.
Chandler: So....
Joey: Uh uh uh uh uh, Mr. Smartypants. It's just my character that's not brain dead!

David: You look phenomenal.
Phoebe: Well... yeah. You look great, too. Did you get a haircut?
David: Yeah. Well, yeah, I... I got like 30 of them.

Monica: You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me? Why? Why wouldn't you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done? Stuart!
Frannie: I believe you know my husband.
Ross: So it's really a question of who could you have possibly done.

Joey: Is there anything I can do? Whatever you need.
Phoebe: Well, but now if you could acheive positronic distillation of subatomic particles, you know, before he does, then he could come back.
Joey: I could give it a shot.