Phoebe (to Rachel): So you like the drums? That�s, that�s great! You know, I was worried, you know, that would create maybe an unbearable living situation. But okay, well, apparently not, so yay!

Chandler: Hey, Phoebs, if you want to get Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball or a vile of small-pox to release in the hallway?

Ross (as the Holiday Armadillo): Merry Christmas. Oh, and Happy Hanukkah!
Ben: Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I�m part Jewish!
Ross: Huh? You are? Me too!
Monica: Because armidillos also wandered in the desert?

Ross: I�m finally getting him excited about Hanukkah. I mean, you�re, you�re wrecking it.
Chandler: But I didn�t get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly!
Ross: I�m sorry, Chandler, but this, this is really important to me.
Chandler: Fine, I�ll give the suit back.
Monica: Hey, you think you can keep it another night?
Chandler: Santa? Really?
Monica: Yeah. Is that all right?
Chandler: Did you dad ever dress up like Santa?
Monica: No.
Chandler: Then it�s okay!

Ross (as the Armadillo): Okay, Ben, Santa has to go. Say goodbye!
Ben: No, why does he have to go?
Chander (as Santa): Um, because if Santa and the Holiday Armadillo are even in the same room for too long, the universe will implode! Merry Christmas!

Rachel: So what should we do? Should we starting looking for a new place?
Phoebe: You know, I�m, I�m sensing that, um, my grandmother would not be comfortable with that.
Rachel: Oh yeah? Starting to feel her again there, are we?
Phoebe: Little bit, yeah.
Rachel: Yeah. Phoebs, is your grandmother maybe saying that you should live here alone?
Phoebe: You heard her, too? You have the gift!