Ross: Let me ask you something. At your school was there, uh, like a place on campus where students went to, uh, fool around?
Rachel: Yeah, there was. It was in the corner of the library where... where all these dusty books were that nobody ever read.... Yes, there was.
Ross: Great! Because people kept showing up, I think it's like a... a thing!
Joey: Now, hold on a second. Fifth floor, against that back wall?
Ross: Oh for cryin' out loud!

Ross: Excuse me. Hi, I'm a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?
The Librarian: Well, yes! Just give me five minutes, I just have to find someone to cover my shift.
Ross: No! No! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?

Rachel: Wow. Well, I guess it wasn't Cupid who brought her here.
Phoebe: No, just a regular old flying dwarf.

Ross: I'm a professor here, uh, Ross Geller.
Woman: Ross Geller, why do I know that name? It's, uh.... Wait! Did you write this?
Ross: Yes! You're the person who checked out my book!