Monica: You broke up with a girl because she was fat?
Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?
Monica: Apparently she does.
Chandler: Well, you know what they say, elephants never forget. [Pause] Seriously, good luck marrying me.

Joey: Uh, hey, look, uh Ross, look I think we need to talk about before.
Ross: No! No we don't!
Joey: Yes we do! Now look, that was the best nap I ever had!
Ross: I... I don't know what you're talking about.
Joey: Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!
Ross: I've had better.
Joey: Okay! When?
Ross: All right! All right! It was the best nap ever!
Joey: Uh-huh!
Ross: I've said it! Okay? But it's over, Joey!
Joey: I want to do it again.
Ross: We can't do it again.
Joey: Why not?
Ross: Because it's weird!
Joey: Fine! Do you want something to drink?
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
Joey: Warm milk and Excedrin P.M.

Ross: It is time for you to give your maid of honor speech.
Rachel: Oh, wait a minute, we haven't prepared...
Ross: Go!
Rachel: Okay! Okay! Um, Webster's Dictionary defines marriage as... Okay, forget that! That sucks! Okay? Never mind! Forget it! Um, um, okay, uh... I met, I... I met, I met Monica when we were just a couple of six year olds, and, uh, became friends with Chandler when he was 25, although he seemed like a six year old.
Joey: Oh! That's nice.
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Um, I've known them separately and I've known them together and... and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass to Monica and Chandler, and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
Joey: Wow. Great speech.
Ross: Yeah, it really was!
Rachel: Oh, thanks!
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, I guess you're next. Although I really don't see the point.
Joey: Yeah.
Phoebe: Okay. I can't believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together... naked.
Joey: And she's back in the game.