Rachel: Yeah, we got a lot to do! We gotta think about the flowers, the caterers, the music...
Chandler: Oh, I got some thoughts on that.
Rachel: Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks...
Ross: Take from me, as the groom all you have to do is show up and try to say the right name.

Ross: The wedding book? I haven't seen that since the forth grade!
Monica: This baby has got everything. Take, you know, locations, for instance. First, organized alphabetically; then geographically; then by square footage.
Phoebe: That is so smart! [Whispering to Chandler:] Break it off. Break it off now!

Judy Geller: So Chandler, your parents must've been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.
Chandler: Oh yeah, I should probably call them.

Jack Geller: I remember when we first got engaged.
Chandler: Oh, I don't think I ever heard that story.
Monica: Oh Dad, really you don't need to...
Jack Geller: Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant. I still don't know that happened.
Judy Geller: You don't know how that happened? Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!
Chandler: What a sweet story.
Monica: Well, at least you're not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Jack Geller: What? They wanted a scary story!

Rachel: What happened at dinner?
Monica: My parents spent the money for our wedding!
Phoebe: My God! What did you order?

Joey: Dude, what wee you massaging an old man for?
Ross: His daughter was hot.
Joey: Gotcha.

Monica: Hey listen. Um, when... when you were talking about our future, you said, "cat," but you meant dog, right?
Chandler: Oh, yeah, totally!
Monica: Oh good