Phoebe: Check it out. Okay, I could play this when the guests are coming in. Okay:
[Singing:]First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay.
But here I am singing on his wedding day
Monica: Phoebe!
Phoebe: If you would've let me finish, it goes on to say that he's probably not gay.

Chandler [to the foosball table]: Sure, you guys don't have this problem, you're made of wood.

Monica [seeing Ross and Rachel kissing in the hall]: I'm sorry, apparently I've opened the door to the past.

Chandler: Now Monica, I know you're upset, but don't forget: There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and then there's going to be a honeymoon, maybe in Paris.
Monica: Paris?
Chandler: We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la Blehblehblehbloo.

Phoebe: And if you wanna look 19, then you... you gotta do something about your eyes.
Joey: What? What's wrong with my eyes?
Phoebe: They give you away. There's just... there's too much wisdom in there. Just put some tea bags on them for like 15 minutes.
Joey: And that'll get rid of my wisdom?
Phoebe: Maybe just 10 minutes for you.

Phoebe [singing]:Whenever I get married, guess who won't get to sing?
Somebody named Geller and somebody else named Bing!

Monica: Maybe you can't stand the fact that your formerly fat friend is getting married before you!
Rachel: Oh wow. That... You know what? That is so unfair. You know what? Now I want to steal your thunder! Come on Ross, let's go have sex!
Monica: I can't believe you're gonna have sex on my engagement night!
Chandler: Well, somebody should.

Ross: Look, uh, if we're gonna do this...
Rachel: We're not gonna do this, all right? She's just gonna think that we're doing it.
Ross: Oh, I see, so everybody wins.

Phoebe [singing]:We thought Phoebe would leave, but she just stayed and stayed.
That's right, I'm here all night, and Chandler will never get laid.
Chandler: Hey! Here's a dollar, consider it a deposit. Please sing at our wedding!
Phoebe: Oh thank you.
Chandler: Okay.
Phoebe: Now... [singing again] Who will perform the ceremony?
Who will perform the ceremony?...