Monica: So, that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you don't really believe that do you?
Chandler: Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Let's take a second here and look at pigs. Okay, pigs don't mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and that's just an ordinary pig, not even a pig that's good at sports!

Joey [wearing his Captain uniform]: Where the hell have you been?
Chandler: I was making a coconut phone with the professor.

Chandler: Yeah I even got a ring. Did you get a ring?
Richard: No, I don't have a ring! You go get her Chandler. And can I give you a piece of advice? If you do get her, don't let her go. Trust me.
Chandler: Y'know, Richard.... You are a good guy.
Richard: I know. I hate that!