Joey: I'm up for the part of Mac Macavelli or "Mac." Yeah, I'm a detective, and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. He's a... he's a Computerized Humanoid Electronically Enhanced Secret Enforcer or, or "C.H.E.E.S.E."
Rachel: So, "Mac & C.H.E.E.S.E."
Joey: That's the title! Yeah! You know, they really lucked out that the initials spell cheese.

Joey: I want this part so much! You know? If I don't get this part I'm never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again! No, I didn't say that! That's a lie.

Monica: Aren't you dressed yet?
Chandler: Am I naked again?

Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Oo, where'd Ross go?"
Ross: Thank you. And I have to say, that first scene when you meet Mac...
Phoebe: Yeah?
Ross: Oh my God. I mean...
Joey: You know what? I think that's enough for today. Thanks for your help!
Phoebe: He's holding us back.
Ross: Totally.