Monica: Oh my God! Rachel! You look terrific!
Rachel: Oh, so do you! Did you lose weight?
Monica: You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!

Rachel: You are friends with Dr. Drake Ramoray?
Chandler: Well, it's kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he's not real.

Phoebe: Still going through that dry spell with Carol?
Ross: Yeah.
Phoebe: How long has it been since you had sex?
Ross: Well, last weekend...
Phoebe: Oh, that's not so bad.
Ross: ...will be two months...
Phoebe: Oh.
Ross: ...since I stopped trying.

Monica: So how's it going with Joey?
Chandler: Oh, just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "I'm with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "I'm lost and I can't find food."

Rachel: Oh, Mon, listen I have to ask: Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment. Now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Monica: Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot!
Rachel: Oh! And I'm one of them! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean... Joey Tribbiani!
Monica: Yeah. You know, it's none of my business, but aren't you married?
Rachel: Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! You know, I just wish we could be, like, on a break!