Ross: Something could've happened, all right? She... she really dug my slides. And she was definitely giving me the vibe.
Rachel: Right. Was it the, "Please don't show me another picture of a trilobite" vibe?

Joey: You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?
Chandler: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer!

Joey: Come on, man, there's gotta be something that gets you choked up! Like uh, uh... Oh! What if you saw a three-legged puppy?
Chandler: I'd be sad, sure, but I wouldn't cry.
Joey: Okay, what if the puppy said, "Help me, Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
Chandler: Cry? I just found a talking puppy! I'm rich!

The Fan: Are you Phoebe Buffay?
Phoebe: Yeah.
The Fan: Can... can I get your autograph? I'm your biggest fan.
Phoebe: Oh, you're my biggest fan? I've always wanted to meet you!

The Fan: That was Phoebe Buffay, the porn star!
Joey: I don't think so.
The Fan: No, no, it was! She was in Sex-Toy Story 2, Lawrence of A Labia... and I got her autograph! The guys at the comic book store aren't gonna believe this!
Joey: Hey Gunther! don't let that guy in here anymore! He just said Phoebe's a porn star!
Gunther: Well, I wouldn't call her a star, but she's really good. You should check out Inspect Her Gadget.

Rachel: I am jealous of her? I mean who does she think she is? Princess Caroline?
Monica: You're jealous of Princess Caroline?
Rachel: Do I have my own castle?

Joey: Phoebe's a porn star!
All: What?
Chandler: Phoebe Buffay in Buffay: The Vampire Layer.

Phoebe: You're trying to figure out where you know me from? All right, I'll give you a hint. From porn! Okay? Yeah! Your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie!

Ross: Look I... I realized if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
Rachel: What?
Ross: No, I mean... Look, I don't know if anything is going to happen with us... again... ever. But I don't want to know that it... it never could. So I stopped it and she got mad and broke my projector.
Rachel: Wow. I... I don't even know what to say. Thank you.
Ross: You're welcome.
Monica: Oh my God! Are... are you crying?
Chandler: I just don't see why those two can't work things out!