Rachel: This is Chandler.
Jill: Hi!
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!
Ross: Hi, Jill.
Rachel: And that's Phoebe, and that's Joey.
Joey: Hey. How you doin'?
Rachel: Don't!

Rachel: So what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Jill: Okay, I bought a boat.
Monica: You bought a boat?
Jill: Yeah but it wasn't for me, it was for a friend.
Chandler: Boy did we make friends with the wrong sister!

Jill: Okay, I'm really gonna do this! I don't know how to thank you guys!
Phoebe: Oh, I like cars.

Phoebe: Seriously, I don't think Rachel's gonna think it's a good idea.
Jill: So who made her Queen of the World?
Phoebe: I would love that job!

Jill: You know, I'm doing all these different sorts of things, and maybe I should try dating a geek, too!
Rachel: Yeah, but, you know, you don't... you don't want to try too much too fast. You know? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried too much too fast, don't you?
Jill: What?
Rachel: She... she died, Jill.

Jill: So, what do you think?
Rachel: Well, I... I don't like it.
Jill: Really?
Rachel: It's kinda slutty.
Jill: It's yours!
Rachel: Yeah, well, I'm... I'm a slut.
Jill: Me too.