Joey: Have you kissed her yet? It's awesome! I could do it forever! You know what? She... she kisses better than my mom cooks!
Monica: I am so glad you said, "cooks."

Chandler: Oh, hey, Rachel, sweetheart? You have got to tell the post office that you have moved, okay? We are still getting all your bills and stuff.
Rachel: Oh! Oh! Pottery Barn! You can throw the rest away.
Chandler: I'm not your garbage man. I'm your mailman.

Chandler: You okay?
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, I'll be all right.
Ross: You know what would cheer you up?
Joey: What?
Ross: I'm giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night. I think you should come.
Joey [laughing]: You're right! That did cheer me up!