Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Joey: Of course I did.
Monica: What exactly did you ask her?
Joey: "When can you move in?"

Joey: Well, that's gonna be tough, Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt.
Monica: Hm, well, you're around me all the time, and you don't flirt.
Joey: Feel little sad about that, sweetheart?

Joey: Look, I need your help. I have to do something to... to repel this woman! Wait a minute, wait a minute! You guys repel women all the time!

Ross: Look, we do not repel women, okay? That is completely untrue.
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do, my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance, and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?

Chandler: You can't come in here! Ross is naked!
Monica: What?
Ross: What?
Chandler: I couldn't say that I was naked, because she's allowed too see me naked.
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?