Monica: You're not dressed yet? We're supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Rachel: Well, and clearly not a minute sooner!

Monica: You're not packed! You're not packed even a little bit!
Rachel: Surprise!
Monica: What?
Rachel: Don't... don't get mad, 'cause look... this is what happened. So, I... I started packing and then I realized: What am I doing? I am lousy at packing! Right? But you love packing! So as a gift to you on our last night... ta-da!
Monica: All right, I'll be coordinator! Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I didn't get you anything!

Phoebe: Hurry! Monica's going to make you pack! She's got jobs for everyone! Now it's too late for me, but save yourselves!

Joey: Here it is! Our last pizzas together as roommates.
Chandler: Oh, I wish I had known you were going to do that. I ordered Chinese.
Joey: Oh. Oh, that's okay. Hey, actually, in a way it's kinda nice. You know, our last dinner together: Me, bringing the food of my ancestors, you, the food of yours!

Monica: I never get my messages.
Rachel: You get your messages!
Monica: Yeah, well, I don't think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you've fallen asleep on the couch.
Rachel: Oh? So, you missed a message from who? Chandler? Or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?

Monica: [On the phone] Hello? Oh, hi, Ross! [Then to Rachel] See? Other people call me!
Rachel: Oh, your brother, score!

Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: Funny, because I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

Joey: Ross was getting the Cup Card, the D-Cup, the Sitting-Down Bonus! Meanwhile, I didn't even get half a cup! Nothin'!
Chandler: Oh man!
Joey: And he never played before either! Y'know what I think? I think: Beginner's luck--very important in Cups!