Ross: Okay, maybe it wasn't my best decision. But I just couldn't face another failed marriage.
Chandler: Okay, let me just jump in and ask: At what point did you think this was a successful marriage?

Joey: Hey, somebody left their keys. Oh, to a Porsche! Hey Gunther, these yours?
Gunther: Yeah, that's what I drive. I make four bucks an hour. I saved up for... 350 years.

Ross: Look, if you'd had two failed marriages, you'd understand!
Rachel: Well, you know what? Thanks to you, I'm half way there! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I don't think I have ever been this angry!
Ross: What about the time I said we were on a break?

Monica: Pheebs, it's going great. Look at Chandler with little baby-girl Chandler.
Chandler: "Little baby-girl Chandler," where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Reuben.

Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep!
Monica: Oh, it's so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs behind your head.
Phoebe: Oh, I can still do that.
Monica: How are you still single?

Chandler: Well, I was trying to prove that I was right, you know? And it turns out I was wrong. And now it's lodged in my throat.
Monica: Damn it! You know, this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and... and no one was watching Chandler!

Joey: So the Porsche guy took his car back.
Chandler: But you found the keys to his clothes?
Joey: No. No, I just, uh... I just love the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.
Monica: And people will think you own a Porsche because you're wearing the clothes?
Joey: Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn't have the car! Right?
Chandler: That is true.
Phoebe: Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.
Joey: Oh, I've been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche.
Monica: Joey, you know, you don't actually have one.
Joey: Come on! What are you doing? I'm in character! Would you talk to her!

Rachel: I didn't want to say anything, but it kinda it just... it kind of kept coming back to me, and umm.... Remember we were in the casino and for some reason you thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And, uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a... as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then [Ross joins in] to eat a lot of grapes.