Rachel: Ross, hey... you know what might make it less boring?
Ross: Thank you.
Rachel: Some, uh, some visual aides.
Joey: Oh, oh, oh! You know what's a good visual aide?
Ross: Please don't say naked chicks.
Joey: Why not?
Ross: I... I don't even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. You know what? I'm just gonna do it on my own, with no naked chicks.
Chandler: That's the way I did it until I was nineteen.

Joey: Oh, I can't believe this! This sucks! When I had insurance, I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, you know? And it wouldn't matter. Now I gotta be careful?
Chandler: I'm sorry man. There's never a good time to...stop catching on fire.

Ross: I knew all I had to do was let the material speak for itself. Everyone was all, "Ross you have to be funny and sexy." Well, I proved them wrong! And now I'm gonna pass the news onto Joey and Chandler.
Monica: That you're not funny or sexy?
Ross: That's right!

Rachel: Oh, hey, look! There's some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa! Hey sisters!
[no response]
Rachel:Wow, we really are bitches.

Chandler: Listen, I'm really glad you got the part.
Joey: Thanks.
Chandler: But are you sure you can do this?
Joey: Yeah! And hey, thanks for coming with me. And thanks again for helping me take a shower.
Chandler: Now is that, "never talking about it again?"