Joey: Where is the waitress?! I'm starving!
Chandler: It's a buffet man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!

Ross: Laugh it up! But the joke's on you, because we don't need to get divorced, okay? We're just gonna get an annulment.
Joey: An annulment? Ross, I don't think surgery's the answer here!

Rachel: All right, look. Just please take a moment here and think about what you're asking of me.
Ross: I'm asking you to do me a favor.
Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife!
Ross: And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor.

Ross: You, uh... you wanna hear something weird?
Phoebe: Always!
Ross: I didn't get the annulment.
Phoebe: What?
Ross: We're still married! Don't tell Rachel. See you later.