Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? But I ran into Richard.
Phoebe: Which Richard?
Monica: The Richard.
Phoebe: Richard Simmons? Oh my God!

Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you guys lasted a whole year!
Monica: I know.
Phoebe: Wow! I owe Rachel 20 bucks!

Monica: It's almost our anniversary!
Chandler: I know. Can you believe it? One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler.
Phoebe: Aw! Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler.

Phoebe: All right, so you decided to tell him about the Richard thing.
Chandler: What... what Richard thing?
Phoebe: Oh no.
Chandler: What Richard thing?
Phoebe (to Monica): Simmons! Go with Simmons!

Phoebe: Guys! This place is so much better than London! Okay? This lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me a coupon: 99 cent steak and lobster dinner. Huh!
Monica: Phoebe, you don't eat animals.
Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you!