Joey: Is, uh... is Staten Island really an island?
Ross: Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten Island.
Joey: Oh. I thought it was like Long Island.

Rachel: All right listen. Um, I just bought something, I'm not sure [Monica's] gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy. But this is something I wanted since I was a little girl.
Ross: You bought Shawn Cassidy!
Rachel: No! I wish!

Monica: You paid a thousand dollars for a cat, when you owe me three hundred?
Rachel: Well, I was gonna let you play with it.

Monica: Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't... don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised! Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
Chandler: Yeah, you almost overreacted to something.

Joey: I don't know who made you the boss, all right? We invented this game!
Monica: Please! I made this game what it is.
Chandler: Not fun anymore?

Gunther: Thanks Rachel. And... and, uh, don't forget, you... you can come visit her anytime you want.
Rachel: Oh good, great! I'll... I'll keep that in mind.
Gunther (to Ross): Hey, so what is this? Some kind of snake or something?