Caitlin: Hi Chandler!
Chandler: Hey Caitlin! Somebody got a haircut.
Caitlin: Ugh, I hate it! I look like an 8-year-old boy.
Chandler: Yeah, if that was true, gym class would've been a lot more interesting.

Caitlin: Hey, where's the chicken?
Chandler: Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off. He said that eggs came first.

Caitlin: One, uh, vegetarian pizza. That's $12.15.
Ross: Oh. Uh, by the way, if it makes it feel any better, I happen to like 8-year-old boys.
Caitlin: What?
Ross: No, I mean, uh, uh... no, no... the, uh, your hair. Before--your hair. You said you thought that your hair looked like an 8-year-old's, and I'm... I'm just saying I like it. The hair.
Caitlin: Oh. Thanks.
Ross: You understand I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.
Caitlin: Y'know, all I'm looking for is the money.

Chandler: I was not flirting.
Monica: It's okay. I don't care. It's just... it's fine.
Ross: Really?
Chandler: Really?
Monica: It's no big deal, I do it all the time.
Chandler: So, uh, you... you flirt with guys all the time?
Monica: Sure! It doesn't mean anything! Just like I know it doesn't mean anything with you!
Chandler: Okay, but there is a big difference, all right? You are a lot hotter than I am.
Joey: True story!

Chandler: Rachel, when, uh... when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Rachel: Uh, no, no. It bothered me when he slept with other women.

Chandler: See, when you flirt with a guy, you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
Monica: No way!
Chandler: It's true.
Monica: Well that's pathetic!
Chandler: Again, true.
Monica: And this goes for all guys?
Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.

Rachel: And besides, I... you know, I think he really likes you.
Caitlin: Really?
Rachel: Well, you know, we have 7 people and, like, 10 pizzas, what do you think?
Caitlin: I just... I thought Joey was there.

Chandler (singing): Ground control to Major Tom... Commencing countdown, engines... on!
Joey: That's, uh, scenes from next week's show. Next week!
Phoebe: I am definitely gonna watch that!